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Blogs > lockportbigrl69 > Just for fun.

Brad Pitt  

lockportbigrl69 54F
14 posts
9/10/2006 2:56 pm

Last Read:
9/1/2007 7:43 am
Brad Pitt

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered,

"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."

"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars",

and then, ask your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

The boy then went to his brother! and ! asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,...... we're living
with two sluts and a queer"

Hydragenias 63F
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9/10/2006 3:23 pm

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AandWelll 42M

3/26/2007 3:30 pm

 That joke was hilarious!!!!!


Trapper69 67G  
2657 posts
8/20/2007 10:13 am

 LOL, This joke is one to remember!!!!! Thanks, I got a good laugh!!!!


kk0352 51M
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5/7/2009 7:17 pm

 Oh my god that was funny!


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