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Blogs > rm_cozmicangel > ANGELz DELUzION

HOW BIG  

rm_cozmicangel 60M
1651 posts
8/16/2007 11:17 am

Last Read:
8/22/2007 1:18 pm
HOW BIG


Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.




Maude : What in the hell is that?



Mabel : A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.



Maude : Where did you get it?



Mabel : You can get them at any drugstore.



The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.



The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.



"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."



parejaorgasmica 44M/47F

8/16/2007 12:24 pm

 That was hillarious jajajaja good one!!!
DENISE Y JUAN


rm_cozmicangel replies on 8/22/2007 1:08 pm:
HIYA MY FLUFFY BUNNY P O

THANX FOR THE VISIT BABE
CrAzYhUgS






BAD FOR GOOD



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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/16/2007 8:06 pm

 LMAO!



That was good!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


rm_cozmicangel replies on 8/22/2007 1:09 pm:
HIYA MY FLUFFY BUNNY PURP


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dddestiny 52F
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8/17/2007 9:12 am

 Haha!


rm_cozmicangel replies on 8/22/2007 1:13 pm:
HIYA MY FLUFFY BUNNY DD


CrAzYhUgS






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Whispersoftly5 59F
15173 posts
8/20/2007 5:19 am

 You always make me smile and laugh! {=} {=} {=}


rm_cozmicangel replies on 8/22/2007 1:15 pm:
HIYA MY FLUFFY BUNNY WHISPER

YOU ALSO DO THINGS TO ME, NOT TELLING WHAT
CrAzYhUgS






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