1651 posts 9/17/2007 12:47 pm
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ADAM AND EVE
GOD WAS JUST ABOUT DONE CREATING HUMANS,
BUT HE HAD TWO PARTS LEFT OVER.
HE COULDNT DECIDE HOW TO SPLIT THEM
BETWEEN ADAM AND EVE,
SO HE THOUGHT HE MIGHT AS WELL
ASK THEM.
HE TOLD THEM ONE OF THE THINGS HE
HAD LEFT, WAS A THING
THAT WOULD ALLOW THE OWNER
TO PEE WHILE STANDING UP.
"IT'S A VERY HANDY THING,"
GOD TOLD THEM
"AND I WAS WONDERING IF
EITHER ONE OF YOU HAD PREFERENCE
FOR IT."
WHELL ADAM JUMPED UP AND DOWN
AND BEGGED
"O PLEASE GIVE THAT TO ME,
ID LOVE TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT!
IT SOUNDS LIKE JUST THE THING
A MAN SHOULD HAVE.
PLEASE! PLEEEASE!!
GIVE IT TO ME!!"
ON AND ON HE WENT
LIKE A LITTLE BOY
EVE JUST SMILED AND TOLD GOD
THAT IF ADAM REALLY
WANTED IT SO BADLY,
HE COULD HAVE IT.
SO GOD GAVE ADAM THE THING
THAT ALLOWED HIM TO PEE
WHILE STANDING UP.
ADAM WAS SO EXCITED
HE JUST STARTED WIZZING
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
FIRST ON THE SIDE OF A ROCK,
THEN HE WROTE HIS NAME IN THE SAND,
THEN HE TRIED TO SEE
IF HE COULD HIT A STUMP TEN FEET AWAY,
LAUGHING WITH DELIGHT ALL THE WHILE
GOD AND EVE WATCHED HIM WITH
AMUZEMENT AND THEN GOD SAID TO EVE,
"EVE, WHELL I GUESS YOUR
KINDA STUCK WITH THE THING I HAVE LEFT."
"WHATS IT CALLED?"
ASKED EVE
"BRAINS" SAID GOD
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9/17/2007 1:11 pm
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Woohoo....yup sounds about right!
Run your fingers through my soul. For once, just once, feel exactly what I feel, believe what I believe, perceive as I perceive, look, experience, examine and for once; just once understand....Heavenlee
rm_cozmicangel replies on 9/28/2007 10:57 am:
HIYA MY FLUFFY BUNNY HEAVENLY K
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5127 posts 9/18/2007 1:13 pm |
i love this!very good endowments! kisses! >
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rm_cozmicangel replies on 9/28/2007 11:01 am:
HIYA MY FLUFFY BUNNY NAKED DA
YOUR JUST SO GORGEOUS BABE
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15173 posts 9/18/2007 10:29 pm |
LOL! Very cute! {=}
rm_cozmicangel replies on 9/28/2007 11:02 am:
HIYA MY FLUFFY BUNNY WHISPER
SO ARE YOU
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9/19/2007 11:11 pm
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Awesome Brad!
rm_cozmicangel replies on 9/28/2007 11:03 am:
HIYA MY FLUFFY BUNNY DDD
LOVE YOU BABE
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