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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

Now I know who to date  

Prof10001 63M  
5666 posts
10/2/2015 4:45 am

Last Read:
10/4/2015 4:16 am
Now I know who to date

Havin' Sex

- Accountants do it with Double Entry.
- Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
- Ambulance drivers come quicker.
- Australians do it Down Under.
- Bankers do it with interest.
- Bartenders do it on the Rocks.
- Chess players check their Mates.
- Cops do it with cuffs.
- Computer Technicians do it with hard drives.
- DJs do it on request.
- Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure.
- Dentist do it orally.
- Detectives do it under cover.
- Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers.
- Engineers do it to specification (RF engineers do it with frequency).
- Firemen do it with a big hose.
- Frank Sinatra does it his way.
- Garbage men come twice a week.
- Gardeners do it in the bushes.
- Gas attendants Pump all day.
- Housewives do it for an allowance.
- IT programmers cannot do it with their software.
- Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast.
- Landlords do it every 1st of the month.
- Mountain Climbers like to be on top.
- Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
- Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free.
- Truckers do it in the road.
- Travel Agents do it in lots of different places.
- Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
- Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
- But worse are those<b> bloody </font></b>politicians, all they do is talk about it.

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