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Daylight Savings Time - the movie
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Daylight Savings Time - the movie I wonder , how did things turn out for the lonely goatherd ? All that Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hooing probably gets on your nerves after a while . I remember when I was a goatherd and a manticore came and killing at my goats . What are you supposed to do about that ? All I had was a friggin' crook you know ? Th worst part is it only ate a couple of them it killed the rest just to be a jerk . Manticores suck , I'm glad Saint Sebastian killed them all . For Jesus .  Last year Betsy showed me a fake movie trailer for a movie about daylight savings time - it's pretty funny . Back in the days when I worked third shift daylight saving time was always a bummer because everyone else would be "extra hour of sleep" and high five while I was weeping because all I got was to work an extra hour . Sidenote did you know that voting is on Tuesday because back in ye olden times it took people a day to get to somewhere they could vote - so Monday was a travel day and you'd vote on Tuesday . 28% of people that don't vote say it's because it's on a workday but probably 99% of them are lying . I woke up at 1:59 AM last night so I could watch the time continuum dilate and to see if I could catch a glimpse of Santa flying around handing out the extra time he collected up March . Some people don't think Santa has anything to do with daylight savings . What's more some people don't think he exists at all . I purchased a 12 pack of Countrytime Diet Lemonade this morning because I am cool like that and when I was talking the cans out of the pack to put them in the refrigerator (invented by Fred W. Wolf of Fort Wayne Indiana) and I took out 13 cans ! I checked this and I doubled checked this and it checks out - there's 13 . How is that even physically possible ? You've seen those 12 pack cartons , there's no extra room in there for another can . And I know what you're thinking "40 , you idiot , clearly you had one can left from the last pack" but I say NO ! There were none , I checked and I doubled checked and it checks out - there were none . Thirteen cans . I saw 13 cans . The mind boggles . It's like that time I went to the nude revue in Vegas and ; 1) Click here if you want a joke about a woman with one boob 2) Click here if you want a joke about a woman with three boobs I was talking to this dude the other day and I said something about how when I was a I had several penpals and he seemed astonished and when I asked why he thought that was so weird he said "I don't think I could have figured out the mail system at that age" and so I said "That's because you're a fancy richboy who had everything given to you , out on the streets you need to know how to mail stuff to survive !" Which isn't very funny but seriously , "mail system" ? You write an address and you affix a stamp - that seems pretty easy to grasp . I'm starting to wonder if this guy is a tard (sorry) . Predator was on the TV the other day . I used to explain to the young people "TV is how old people watch their media" but that's not even true anymore , most people my age don't watch TV anymore so I should probably start saying "TV is how poor people get their media" . Anyway , I watched a bit of it , and it's still a decent movie . But there was one bit I had missed - halfway through the movie Arnold figures out that the Predator won't mess with you if you aren't armed and he tells the chick not to pick up a gun . Later on he goes so far as to kick a gun out of her hand . BUT all the dudes keep their weapons . So they deserved to die . When I was a I loved Predator 2 because there's a scene where a chick is riding a dude . Not the first time I had seen<b> nudity </font></b>in a movie , but for sure the first time I had seen sexual gyrations . Good stuff . On the downside it presented a pretty offensive pastiche of common misconceptions about vodun but you could say that the "Jamaican Voodoo Death Posse" weren't actual practitioners anyway and that they were just using the Western ideas of what vodun is to scare people . Does that make it better ? I don't know . Speaking of (but not really) it turns out that Americans weren't terribly religious people for the most part until a wave of Protestant Evangelism in the 1820s . Slaves in the south were especially into it because a big part of it was feeling the Holy Spirit inside you and have ecstatic episodes - which is not unlike the traditions of West African vodun which focused on interaction with spirits , often in the form of possession . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Time continuum dilation and 13 cans of lemonade in a 12 can box ..... and you don't see the connection??! You'll need to send me some Star Wars collectibles to ease my disappointment. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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