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Wait , check out these PREMIUM floormats - now do you want to suck my cock ?
Wait , check out these PREMIUM floormats - now do you want to suck my cock ? There's a fairly prolific blogger on here and while I don't like to talk shit about other people's blogs (just kidding , I love it ! ) they're mostly very banal . You might as why I read them if I feel that way , which is a valid point I will ignore . Anyway , she posted recently that the key to getting laid is being yourself . Now I preface this by saying I am suggesting in no way that you shouldn't be yourself - you should , its a better way to live - however this advice (which people love to give) is fairly nonsensical . Being yourself only helps you get laid if yourself is someone people like - and probably it isn't . If you really want to get laid what you should do is find someone you gets laid a lot and then copy them in every way - until you can finally kill and replace them . Which I am not advocating but it is a good way to get laid . A lady said the other day that she gets unsolicited advice from dudes all the time but never from ladies , which I found interesting before I get unsolicited advice mostly from ladies . It makes sense when you think about it . Women are generally going to think other women have their shit together but men are hapless morons who need their help . And men don't give a shit about other men but they do want to put their dick in all the holes on a lady so they think bossing them around is a good way to make that happen . They're just being themselves . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Well said, Padre. As usual, you made me spew my coffee. When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...
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What was the purpose of this?
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Premium floor mats make for premium BJs. That is my unsolicited advice of the week. ~Myself Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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The guy who offered the unsolicited advice lives in New Jersey and therefore has an infinitesimal chance of putting his dick in all of my holes...and yet, he still felt compelled to weigh in on the width of my bicycle seat (which mystifies me - I don't believe I've ever put a picture of my bike seat in my blog so how would he even know it's too wide or too narrow?). Still, your theory on why women offer unsolicited advice to men does have a grain of truth.
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If you seduce the voices in your head you could get laid. You could be doing yourself while being yourself. Or that could be just wanking. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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