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Wait , check out these PREMIUM floormats - now do you want to suck my cock ?  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
11/29/2015 8:19 am

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11/30/2015 4:53 pm

Wait , check out these PREMIUM floormats - now do you want to suck my cock ?


There's a fairly prolific blogger on here and while I don't like to talk shit about other people's blogs (just kidding , I love it ! ) they're mostly very banal . You might as why I read them if I feel that way , which is a valid point I will ignore . Anyway , she posted recently that the key to getting laid is being yourself .

Now I preface this by saying I am suggesting in no way that you shouldn't be yourself - you should , its a better way to live - however this advice (which people love to give) is fairly nonsensical . Being yourself only helps you get laid if yourself is someone people like - and probably it isn't . If you really want to get laid what you should do is find someone you gets laid a lot and then copy them in every way - until you can finally kill and replace them . Which I am not advocating but it is a good way to get laid .

A lady said the other day that she gets unsolicited advice from dudes all the time but never from ladies , which I found interesting before I get unsolicited advice mostly from ladies . It makes sense when you think about it .

Women are generally going to think other women have their shit together but men are hapless morons who need their help .

And men don't give a shit about other men but they do want to put their dick in all the holes on a lady so they think bossing them around is a good way to make that happen .

They're just being themselves .

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gottaring 52F
15850 posts
11/29/2015 8:22 am

Well said, Padre. As usual, you made me spew my coffee.

When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...


40Deuce replies on 11/29/2015 2:32 pm:
I hope you spew away from your device , I would hate to think I was responsible for any sort of damages

Ypsigirl 55F  
5 posts
11/29/2015 8:38 am

What was the purpose of this?


40Deuce replies on 11/29/2015 2:41 pm:
This post in particular or blogging in general ?

I suppose either way the answer is the same - I'm reaching out in my own ineffective way .

The sad paradox of the times in which we live is that as we become more "connected" high speed internet and wifi and smart phones and all that jazz is that we're becoming more isolated . Loneliness isn't actually about being alone , its about feeling disconnected . The negative inter-related consequences of living under such a perverse system are many and varied ; disharmony , depression , anxiety – with ourselves , with others , and with the natural environment .

So I want to reach out , I want to be part of something but I don't really know how . Blogging is a outlet of sorts , a poor one , but the problem is I don't really have anything to say - so I'm just blogging to blogging you know ? I'm not offering advice , or telling stories , I'm like a dog chasing cars - I'm just doing it , I wouldn't know what do to if I caught one ! So to speak .

The ideal social unit for these times seems to be “you and your phone” a world devoid of community spirit , where selfishness is encouraged . If the kid next door is hungry , it’s not your problem . If the retired couple next door invested their assets badly and are now starving , that’s not your problem either . Social unity and human compassion are the enemies of the elite and an unjust system , which promotes values of greed and indifference .

Such values divide and separate , creating the conditions in which loneliness is almost inevitable . Selfishness and accumulation are encouraged ; individual ambition and the competitive spirit , which “destroys all feelings of human fraternity and cooperation" and “conceives of achievement not as derived from the love for productive and thoughtful work, but as springing from personal ambition and fear of rejection” as Einstein said pervade and largely dominate all areas of life .

If humanity is to progress towards a new and peaceful way of living , such values which create the conditions in which loneliness is almost inevitable , need to give way to other more positive ideals . Cooperation instead of competition , for example , will cultivate tolerance and understanding where suspicion and selfishness prevail , allowing communities to come together , strengthening unity – a primary need of our troubled times .

Thanks for reading

superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
11/29/2015 9:58 am

Premium floor mats make for premium BJs.

That is my unsolicited advice of the week.

~Myself

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 11/29/2015 2:42 pm:
Sweet , I'm set then

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
11/29/2015 12:01 pm

The guy who offered the unsolicited advice lives in New Jersey and therefore has an infinitesimal chance of putting his dick in all of my holes...and yet, he still felt compelled to weigh in on the width of my bicycle seat (which mystifies me - I don't believe I've ever put a picture of my bike seat in my blog so how would he even know it's too wide or too narrow?).

Still, your theory on why women offer unsolicited advice to men does have a grain of truth.


40Deuce replies on 11/29/2015 2:44 pm:
He's a man , trust him , he knows

wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
11/29/2015 8:47 pm

If you seduce the voices in your head you could get laid. You could be doing yourself while being yourself. Or that could be just wanking.

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