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40Deuce - Trapped in the Temple of the Man
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40Deuce - Trapped in the Temple of the Man This might be my worst post ever . On the plus side this movie is going to rock your face off .  Fight or flight . That is (allegedly) our response to everything . Doesn't really make sense unless you consider eating a form of fighting because when I see a delicious piece of cake I don't run away or fire at it with my crossbow . But anyway , the internet (as is its wont) has preverted this to "kill or fuck" and then applied it to a bunch of other things . Including your doppleganger (which is out there , probably in China) and I say why can't it be both ? If there's anything I've learned for movies on Cinemax after dark its that fighting , and by fighting I mean rolling around tearing each other's clothes off , usually leads to sexy funtimes . I think most (if not all) of us when confronted with ourselves would first fight , then fuck , and then kill of course - taking advantage of the post-coital sluggishness to strangle your clone (or whatever) . And then possibly fuck them one more time . As long as the body is still warm is okay . "But 40 , I'm not gay or bi or whatever , I would never want to have sex with myself ." Wrong . You are totally gay . You masturbate with your own hand right ? Right . You'd use your own mouth if you could right ? Right ? And is that hand or mouth not the same gender as you ? See how we're all gay ? If you saw yourself you'd be all over you - trust me on that one . Who knows that you like better than you ? Nobody , that's who . If you ever have the chance to have sex with yourself don't turn away (unless that's part of it) grab on and go for the gusto . And then when its all over you'd have to kill your doppleganger because there can't be another one of you running around out there - its not just . Individually is a myth , but its an important myth for us to believe - it keeps us from going completely mental and stabbing everyone in the eyes with sharpened chopsticks . Sorry clone , but after the loving one of us has to go . And the great thing is it doesn't even matter which one it is . I'd like it to be you rather than me , but the end result is the same . Which is pretty awesome when you think about it . Have I ever mentioned how I love reading the nonsense that comes with<b> spam </font></b>e-mail ? Because I do . Check out this gem I got the other day ; "Sluts seduce guy to groupsex until they revived. Did I miss the point somehow? I asked.Paradise where almost anything could be sold. End of story.were chained to their chairs or they would have killed me instantly.jam the filter plugs into my nostrils. The gas bomb popped and I spen" I want to know the story here<b> spam </font></b>e-mail . What did they revive ? How did they seduce him ? Why did the story end then keep going ? Who was chained to the chairs ? The sluts ? Why ? Was he mad after the group sex ? Where did his gas bomb come from ? Did the sluts set it off to escape from the chair ? Where is this Paradise where almost anything can be sold ? I have a lot of junk I need to get rid of . Of which I need to get rid . Of . The other day someone asked me how I live my life . Here's how ; Dance like you're not a huge loser Sing like you're not a burden on everyone Love like you don't suck Live like you're not worthless This morning I read a blog post where a lady gave an example of why she's picky on Affairlook because some dude had sent per pictures of bestiality . Which is a pretty good reason . I don't know why I brought that up , I guess I just wanted people to be on the look out for a dogman of some kind . I don't read nearly as many blogs as I used to , mostly because all my best blog friends get sick of this bloghole and get the hell out of dodge (and I cannot blame them) but today I happened onto a string of interesting posts . Interesting in the sense that they annoy me . Which is kind of my deal sadly . Also this is going to make me sound like a total misogynist (which I am , also sadly) so , sorry lady readers . There were a couple that were about the subject of dudes with small dicks (like me) . The gist of all of these posts were that if you have a small dick get off this website because you can never sexually satisfy a woman and you are wasting everyone's time . Additionally you are a bad person and you are not worthy of the Grace of god and the world would be a better place if you killed yourself and were rotting in the ground you small dicked smelly loser . Which is fine , if you only want huge cocks rammed up in you awkwardly that's cool , people like what they like and all that . What annoys me though is the double standard . When a woman posts "every man with a small penis is a worthless sack of crap" no one bats an eye . But if I were to post something along the lines of "if you have small titties go fuck yourself" I would be flamed out of existence . Groups of women would form committees (you know which kind) to harangue and mock me at every turn - they would fight over beating stick they would use to torment and marginalize me . It would be epic . It would be biblical . Now I would never do that , because small titties are great (I have some myself) but it gets on my nerves sometimes when the ladyfolk complain about the "double standard" when it seems like it benefits them greatly in a lot of ways . I'll grant you the getting paid less money part is probably not super exciting for the womens but hey at least you can say whatever you want without being pilloried . Which is probably a BDSM thing that some people are into , so instead something else which no one finds sexually arousing . Which is nothing . There were also several posts where the blogesses were talking about how men are intimidated by their sexuality . Which I guess could be true but probably not . If I've learned one thing in my life (and I'm not saying I have) its that people ascribe motivations to their fellows humans that are wrong 100% of the time and usually in a way that makes them feel better about themselves . Which makes a lot of sense because life is pretty shitty overall so if you can sooth yourself with sweet , sweet lies that's great . But I think part of you has to know that you're not really as awesome as you think . If men (or whatever) don't stick around with you for long it seems unlikely that they're intimidated by your sexuality to me . Anyway , that's enough woman hating for one day I guess . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Hhaha..that is pretty funny. And, after thinking about it (okay, not for very long), as narcissistic as it may sound, if I'd me me, or another me, following the lines of your post, I'd totally do me. Why not? Been making myself cum for so long, why not try it from a different perspective? Twisted? Maybe...then again, maybe not. And I was at a wedding over the weekend and we were also talking about something similar. Yea, quality wedding conversations. Guys have partners that go for surgical "enhancements". Boob jobs mostly. Or as far as we can tell. Or their partners go get one for them. Either way. Has the equivalent been done? I'm sure it has, just that we almost never hear of it. Has a guy went to surgically "enhanced" his dick? Be it girth, length or both, for his partner? Again, I'm sure it's been done. Just that I don't hear any of it.
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I wouldn't do me - for precisely the reason I'd rather fuck a woman than have a wank - not any woman though, I do have standards and my left hand sets the bar pretty high It's not just small cocks that women don't like. While they don't like "players", they also don't like men who can't get laid... with insults ranging from the relatively mild (and probably quite true) "You're just bitter because you can't get laid" to the if-you-stopped-to-think-for-just-one-moment "You're on a sex site because you can't get laid". Of course I find it all too easy to get laid in real life - I use ARF as rehab... a safe place free from sexual temptation 
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Damn, now you've taken away my cozy rationalization that all of the men who didn't come back for more were threatened by my rampant, grasping sexuality. She said, laughing bitterly.   
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