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That's it.. I finally lost my damn mind. Help me find it?  

timeforfun219 49M/49F  
179 posts
8/27/2007 1:59 pm

Last Read:
9/1/2007 8:53 pm

That's it.. I finally lost my damn mind. Help me find it?

You know it is bad when someone calls you and says, "It's nice to be at work so I can relax..."

Haha. Ok so you did alot this weekend and I'm not even going to try to convince you who did more (hint..hint... I'm the one writing this thing so you know what my opinion is). The point is I severely OVER did it. Then to top it off... Today I fell. Not just any of your run of the mill falling... NOOOOoooooo... Not me. I have to do a splat!

Skinned my leg and knee, hurt my wrist, my elbow has a scrape, two big bruises on my hand. So what is my point about the brain??? I think it fell out of my head when I fell. I have been running on stupid since earlier. Hey maybe it figured out a way to sneak off by leaking out of my ear. Either way if you see it can you send it home? If you are wondering how to tell that it is mine... just remember it is dirty!

She sat on the desk next to him. Funny way to take dictation, but they didn't have a normal boss/secretary relationship. Don't misunderstand... they could both be all business when that kind of thing was called for but most of the time they were more like a couple of big .

She kept silly string and oreos at her desk. He kept bottle of soda and always had a video game handy. New people didn't quite get it but eventually they would realize that suit were a formality and fun was what was really important. Of course work had to be done but there was ALWAYS time to play.

She crossed and uncrossed her legs for the fifteenth time and he smiled. "What's wrong with you? Having problems or just enjoying flashing me?"

She smiled, "Both. I'm horny and you have been less then fun lately. I know we have a lot going on with the convention coming up but I have needs you know..."

He looked up at her and she could see something going on in his brain. "You're right. I have been neglecting you."

His hand wandered up her thigh a bit. He gently nudged her legs apart to expose her bare pussy to him. He could smell her. The smell of lust. She was aroused and getting very, very wet.

He leaned over and finished drinking his orange cream soda. She pouted a bit, leaning forward so her cleavage was more eye level. He stood up like he was going to toss his bottle away but instead he turned towards her. He pushed her back onto the desk and spread her legs with his thighs.

She felt something cold rub against her pussy. Then something began to slide inside of her. She looked down to see that the bottle was still in his hand and actually was the thing slipping into her. She moaned at the sensation of it. With his other hand he played with her clit.

Her nipples were hard and poking through her shirt. Her hands ran over her breast before she started to tug on them. He watched intently as she pinched and pulled each nipple. With this little display going on, his growing cock wasn't going to stay put much longer.

He pulled the bottle out of her and requested that she bend over the desk. She squealed with delight and wasted no time doing just as she was asked. He slapped her ass cheek and stated, "That is for your impertinence, young lady."

"Remind me to be impertinent more often, please."

Another swat followed and she groaned loudly. His cock rubbed along her slit and she leaned back into it. He pulled away and spanked her again.

"Come on... Please?"

He buried himself completely inside of her as she finished her begging. He felt her pussy get tight and spasm as her orgasm peaked. He continued to thrust in and out of her as his hand found the bottle again. He slowed his pace down some in order to steady his hand. The rim was nice and wet from being inside her pussy so it slipped easily into her ass.

She bucked back suddenly and let out a moan. "Oh.... Ooohhhh... That feels so fucking good. Fuck my ass with that bottle!"

His balls slapped her clit as he fucked her pussy as hard as he could while cramming that bottle into her ass. Cumming was running down her legs and onto the floor. She milked his cock as her pussy spasmed over and over. He groaned as his balls tightened. She heard him inhale deeply then a long low growl escaped him.

His cock exploded inside of her, pumping cum into her drenched pussy. He slowly extracted the bottle from her ass while his cock throbbed inside of her. He paused to toss the bottle into the trash as he headed for the bathroom. When he returned, she sat perched on the edge of his desk again with her pad of paper and pen in hand.

Once again she was all business, although a little flushed in the face as she asked, "Now where were we?"


Just a little act of imagination... someone told me today that getting fucked by a bottle wouldn't be a turn on... What do you think?


If my boobs were bigger I'd be a BBW!


leegs5555 62M

8/27/2007 7:37 pm

get a hefty supply of band aids LOL!!!

hope all is well


timeforfun219 replies on 8/28/2007 5:48 am:
No blood just a LOT of sore muscles... My shoulder is the worst part. No jerking anyone off anytime soon! Lol...

leegs5555 62M

8/29/2007 7:49 pm

ahhh too bad..i bet it would feel wonderful


timeforfun219 replies on 9/1/2007 3:16 pm:
{=} you perv! Love it!!

danteszippo 59M

9/1/2007 12:03 am

It might be better with a long neck bottle


timeforfun219 replies on 9/1/2007 3:16 pm:
Not much of a size queen here... Shape and substance matter more!

Whispersoftly5 59F
15173 posts
9/1/2007 3:28 pm

1 - I am sorry you fell sweetie! Cum on over here so I can kiss the ouches and make them better. Also, I'll keep an eye out for your brain!

2 - That is a fucking hot story!!! I'm all wet and after I kiss your ouches maybe you can kiss me in some special places!

3 - Sex with a bottle is fucking fun!!! I used one the first time I masturbated and have many times over the years since then. However, a man has never used on one me - that would be even sexier!!! Bottles are our friends!

{=}


timeforfun219 49M/49F  
2154 posts
9/1/2007 8:53 pm

I would be more then happy to use a bottle and a strap on on you! Lol... Or just lick and suck along with that bottle.. Or fuck the bottle and just lick you... or... Oh hell I could go on all night!

If my boobs were bigger I'd be a BBW!


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